The Flintstones (TV Series)
Time Machine (1965)
Henry Corden: Guard, Columbus, Knight, Clerk
Quotes
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Christopher Columbus : [after meeting the Flintstones and Rubbles] You have tickets to ride on this boat?
Barney Rubble : Tickets? No, we didn't even see the ticket booth.
Fred Flintstone : We paid to get into the fair. I don't know how we got on this boat ride.
Christopher Columbus : Stowaways, eh? Well, you know what we do with stowaways.
[later, the Flintstones and Rubbles are scrubbing the deck]
Fred Flintstone : How do you like that? Just because we don't have tickets, we gotta scrub the deck!
Barney Rubble : Well, I wouldn't argue with Columbus, Fred. Not with that sword he's got.
Betty Rubble : Some fair!
Wilma Flintstone : Yeah, I could stay home and scrub floors.