The Flintstones (TV Series)

Time Machine (1965)

Jean Vander Pyl: Wilma Flintstone, Pebbles Flintstone

Quotes 

• Christopher Columbus : [after meeting the Flintstones and Rubbles]  You have tickets to ride on this boat?

  Barney Rubble : Tickets? No, we didn't even see the ticket booth.

  Fred Flintstone : We paid to get into the fair. I don't know how we got on this boat ride.

  Christopher Columbus : Stowaways, eh? Well, you know what we do with stowaways.

  [later, the Flintstones and Rubbles are scrubbing the deck] 

  Fred Flintstone : How do you like that? Just because we don't have tickets, we gotta scrub the deck!

  Barney Rubble : Well, I wouldn't argue with Columbus, Fred. Not with that sword he's got.

  Betty Rubble : Some fair!

  Wilma Flintstone : Yeah, I could stay home and scrub floors.

• [the Flintstones and Rubbles are swirling in the time warp, narrowly saving Fred from being beheaded for not marrying a king's daughter] 

  Barney Rubble : You here, Fred? I was worried about you, buddy.

  Fred Flintstone : Me too. That was some choice I had. Either way, I'd lose my head.

  Wilma Flintstone : It's a good thing you remembered you're a married man.

  Fred Flintstone : How could I forget, sweetheart? Besides, I'd never trade a queen like you for a mere princess.