Frasier (TV Series)
Fortysomething (1994)
Dan Butler: Bulldog Briscoe
Quotes
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Carrie : Excuse me, Dr. Crane?
Dr. Frasier Crane : Hi, Carrie.
Carrie : Hi. I have your pants.
Bob 'Bulldog' Briscoe : Whoa, doc!
[honks horn]
Bob 'Bulldog' Briscoe : Where'd you leave them?
Dr. Frasier Crane : They're new, Bulldog. Some of the finer department stores deliver garments to their busier customers.
Carrie : Actually, we don't. I just thought it would be nice to see you again.
Bob 'Bulldog' Briscoe : Excuse me. You look very familiar. Didn't I let you pour a flaming tequila shooter down my throat at Sloppy Nick's during ah, last year's Indy 500?
Carrie : Ahhh, no.
Bob 'Bulldog' Briscoe : Well, what are you doing next Memorial Day?
Dr. Frasier Crane : Bulldog, as certain as I am that any young lady in the world would love to set your face on fire, Carrie, I believe, is here to see me.
Bob 'Bulldog' Briscoe : Okay. Hey, you can't blame a dog for trying. Just on the off chance it might make a difference, I drive a '94 Camaro.
[He leaves]
Carrie : Is he gay?
[Frasier looks at her, surprised]
Carrie : I've been studying about this in school, and it seems like he's really overcompensating.
Dr. Frasier Crane : Yes, well, I'm not sure. But I certainly look forward to running that theory by him.