Frasier (TV Series)

Something Borrowed, Someone Blue: Part 1 (2000)

Peri Gilpin: Roz Doyle

Quotes 

• Daphne : Simon!

  Simon Moon : Hello, sis.

  Daphne : I thought you were in California.

  Simon Moon : Yeah, well, those friends I went to surprise were out of town. So I decided to housesit for 'em, which was lovely. 'Til they came home last night. I don't know what all the screaming was about, I was the one in the tub! Where should I put this bag?

  Dr. Frasier Crane : By the door so you don't forget it when you leave.

  Simon Moon : Right. I think I know everyone here.

  [spots Roz] 

  Simon Moon : Or do I? And what would your name be then, Miss?

  Roz Doyle : Simon, you low-life idiot! You made a date with me last week and you stood me up!

  Simon Moon : Sorry, love, I need a bit more to go on.

  Roz Doyle : Maybe this'll refresh your memory.

  [slams the door in his face] 

  Simon Moon : Roz! Of course!

• Roz Doyle : Is there no place I can go without running into some guy I've dated?

  Niles : I was reading about a Trappist monastery in the Amazon that they somehow built into the treetops.

• Roz Doyle : Going to a wedding with your boss is like going to the prom with your brother.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Niles and I did not go to the prom together! Our dates were sick and we went stag!

  Niles : In retrospect, we should have cancelled the horse-drawn carriage, but hindsight is 20-20.

• Daphne : So, you brought me something, Roz?

  Roz Doyle : Well, yeah. I figured you couldn't get married without wearing something borrowed.

  [Hands her a small box] 

  Daphne : Oh! What a beautiful garter! Look at all the lovely detail.

  Niles : I especially like the little odometer.

• Roz Doyle : [on the phone]  Oh, come on George, I'm desperate here. I promise you a good time, a REALLY good time, if you get my drift... You might have mentioned that I was on speaker-phone!