Frasier (TV Series)
The Ring Cycle (2002)
Peri Gilpin: Roz Doyle
Quotes
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[Roz, Alice, and Mrs. Moon arrive at the courthouse]
Mrs. Gertrude Moon : Well, in my day, people didn't drive so recklessly. Do you know why?
Alice May Doyle : Is it because you rode dinosaurs?
[Roz struggles to keep a straight face]
Mrs. Gertrude Moon : [in a huff] You should talk to your daughter.
[Mrs. Moon exits. Roz kneels down to face Alice]
Roz Doyle : When we get home... you're getting ice cream.
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Daphne Moon : I'm sorry everyone, but Niles and I, we're already married.
Mrs. Gertrude Moon : What?
Dr. Frasier Crane : Mrs. Moon, I'm afraid it's true. Niles and Daphne are already married, and they were simply trying to spare your feelings.
Roz Doyle : [to Frasier] You knew about Reno?
Dr. Frasier Crane : [caught off guard] I was talking about yesterday. What happened in Reno?
Roz Doyle : They got married yesterday?
Mrs. Gertrude Moon : This is all a lie?
Daphne Moon : No, yesterday was a lie. We eloped last week.
Martin Crane : I thought you had to wait for the license.
Dr. Niles Crane : That's why we went to Reno.
Dr. Frasier Crane : Why didn't you tell us?
Dr. Niles Crane : We thought you'd be insulted.
Dr. Frasier Crane : I'm insulted now! How could you tell Roz and not tell your family?
Mrs. Gertrude Moon : How could you have two weddings without telling your mother about one?
Roz Doyle : How could you cheat Alice out of being a flower girl?
Daphne Moon : We just wanted to be married.
Martin Crane : Hold on, I got a question here.
[Martin opens the door]
Martin Crane : You've been married for a week, how come you're not on your honeymoon?
Daphne Moon : Thank you... Martin.
[Niles and Daphne go to leave]
Dr. Niles Crane : I hope you can all forgive us.
Dr. Frasier Crane : Of course, your happiness that's what's important.
Daphne Moon : This is such a relief. It just felt wrong to start off a marriage with a lie.
Mrs. Gertrude Moon : Um, was the first one at least in front of a minister?
Daphne Moon : Of course!
Dr. Niles Crane : Yes, let's go.
[Daphne and Niles leave]