Freakazoid! (TV Series)

The Wrath of Guitierrez (1996)

Edward Asner: Sgt. Mike Cosgrove

Quotes 

• Sgt. Mike Cosgrove : Sorry I didn't help you out sooner kid. I thought you were doing one of your little skits.

  Freakazoid : I don't know what it is, Cosgrove. It's like... all of a sudden there was this disruption in my energy field.

  Sgt. Mike Cosgrove : You mean like that force thingy is Star Wars?

  Freakazoid : Yeah, that's it!

  Sgt. Mike Cosgrove : I like that movie. Carrie Fisher's a real cutie pie.

• Freakazoid : I tried looking for Guitierrez, but he was gone. So i fixed my power supply and made sure Roddy wasn't locked out anymore.

  Roddy MacStew : Good job, lad.

  Sgt. Mike Cosgrove : Pretty interesting story, Freakazoid. But there's something I don't get.

  Freakazoid : What's that, Cosgrove?

  Sgt. Mike Cosgrove : In that movie "Congo", how do you tell the difference between the real monkey and the guy in a monkey suit?