Freakazoid! (TV Series)

The Wrath of Guitierrez (1996)

Ricardo Montalban: Armondo Guitierrez

Quotes 

• Armondo Guitierrez : I don't want to wait a few more weeks! I must have access to the internet NOW! Today!

  Warden Riba : It's just that, prisoners aren't supposed to have phones!

  Armondo Guitierrez : If I don't get a phone line lickity split, I shall squeeze you. And I shall keep on squeezing you until all your man juices run dry!

  Warden Riba : ...Ew.

• Freakazoid : Hey, you've been doing sit-ups!

  Armondo Guitierrez : I took the liberty of improving up on the flaw that created us both. I am not more powerful then you can possibly imagine!

  Freakazoid : Yes but can you dance?

  [Guitierrez perfroms some fast and impressive dance steps] 

  Armondo Guitierrez : Yes!

  Freakazoid : Wow...

• Freakazoid : You weenie!

  Armondo Guitierrez : A weenie? YOU are the weenie! And now I will have my revenge! It is because of you that I spent six long months locked away in a prison cell! Six months caged like an animal in a cage!

  Freakazoid : Kay... settle.

• Armondo Guitierrez : I will enjoy watching you perish, Freakazoid! Ha ha ha ha ha! Laugh with me, laugh with me!

  [laughs] 

  Freakazoid : He's such a weenie.

  Armondo Guitierrez : I am not a weenie! You are the weenie!

• Freakazoid : Good for me!

  Armondo Guitierrez : Yes, good for you, Freakazoid. I must say I'm surprised. Well done.

  Freakazoid : Can I go now?

  Armondo Guitierrez : Oh no, my friend. We have had our fun, but now it is time for you to be eliminated.

  Freakazoid : But you said...

  Armondo Guitierrez : I said if you found the key you would not be "deleted". I made no other promises.

  Freakazoid : You ween...

  Armondo Guitierrez : Don't say the weenie word! No, no no!

• Armondo Guitierrez : Freakazoid, help me! Would you let your father fall?

  Freakazoid : My father? You're my father?

  Armondo Guitierrez : Oh, yes, I am your father.

  Freakazoid : Well, who...? Who was my mother?

  Armondo Guitierrez : Uh, uh... Faye Dunaway.

  Freakazoid : No, she's not!

  Armondo Guitierrez : Uh... Kaye Ballard?

  Freakazoid : Kaye? Nah.

  Armondo Guitierrez : Would you believe Sandy Duncan?

• Guitierrez : I am stronger than you, faster than you, and better than you.

  Freakazoid : Yes, but can you dance?

  Guitierrez : [does a short step dance]  Yes.

  Freakazoid : [hushed whisper]  Wow.