The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air (TV Series)

It's Better to Have Loved and Lost It... (1993)

Will Smith: Will Smith

Quotes 

• Carlton Banks : I did it.

  Will : You mean you and Joann...

  [Ashley walks in the room] 

  Will : made the deal?

  Ashley Banks : What are you talking about?

  Will : Business, Ash. Have some breakfast.

  [to Carlton] 

  Will : So, who put the offer on the table?

  Carlton Banks : She did, and the terms were so attractive I jumped on at it right away, and don't worry... I protected my investment.

  [Will and Carlton run out of the room laughing as Hilary walks in] 

  Hilary Banks : What was that about?

  Ashley Banks : Carlton lost his virginity.

• Carlton Banks : The dean from Princeton will be at school this weekend. Do you know what that means?

  Will : You'll be kissing some major butt?

  Carlton Banks : Exactly.

• Carlton Banks : Is the great Will Smith admitting he's wrong?

  Will : Well there's a first time for everything... but I guess you knew that.

• Will : I can kiss heaven good-bye, cause its got to be a sin to look this good.

• Will : Let the butt kissing begin.

• Jazz : My first time was special, everything it should be, and it was only $35 dollars. Course, things were cheaper back then.

  Will : That's very touching, Jazz.

• Will : Carlton, forget about Miss Right, focus on Miss Right Now.

• Will : I'm the manager of this place and there's a phone call for you.

  Dean Morgan : Who is it?

  Will : It, it's your uncle.

  Dean Morgan : My only uncle is dead.

  Will : Well then you should probably get it because it's probably REALLY long distance.

• Will : This innocence stuff was cute in high school but you're in college now, it's time to act like a man, start lying.

• Geoffrey : I'm too ashamed to talk about it, it's better if I show you...

  [puts in tape] 

  Will : [Will jumps up, excited]  You did a porno movie?

  Hilary : Eww...

• Hilary Banks : Just toast and coffee this morning, Geoffrey.

  Will Smith : Geoffrey's not here, Hilary.

  Hilary Banks : Can he do that?

  Vivian Banks : He was so upset, I gave him the morning off. I better go check to see how he's doing.

  [Vivian leaves] 

  Hilary Banks : Great, so what am I supposed to do about breakfast?

  Will Smith : Oh, here's a crazy idea, Hil. How about you get it yourself?

  Hilary Banks : Fine.

  [picks up the phone] 

  Hilary Banks : Bel-Air Hotel? Get me room service.