- Jack Marshak: There are people who think Halloween is a kid's game - it isn't. It's the one night of the year when the spirits of the dead can roam the earth with freedom.
- [Casts spell]
- Jack Marshak: In the name of Melchizedek, Bellerophon, and Set, I command you spirits to begone! I command you to begone! From the depths of hell to the hall of darkness to the black cape, I command you to begone... NOW!
- Lewis Vendredi: [a ghostly figure appears before a frightened Ryan and Micki] Not even a hello for your Uncle Lewis?
- Ryan Dallion: Uncle Lewis?
- Micki Foster: It's him. I've seen his picture.
- Ryan Dallion: You look like hell.
- Lewis Vendredi: Yes, I do, don't I?
- [reaches out to Ryan and Micki, who recoil in horror]
- Lewis Vendredi: Oh, nephew, I haven't come back to hurt you. I couldn't even if I wanted to. I can't even touch you!
- Ryan Dallion: Look, don't you think you've done enough damage around here? And not to mention tonight you've got us chasing down cursed objects from now until doomsday!
- Lewis Vendredi: I know, I know, and I'm sorry.
- Ryan Dallion: Sorry? Sorry? Is that all you have to say is that you're sorry?
- Lewis Vendredi: I know. I can understand your hate for me. I can. I thought I could outsmart the Prince of Lies. But now I must pay for my sins for bringing so much evil into the world when I sold my soul. I've blighted the lives of so many. But tonight I have a chance to make amends. I've come back to undo the curse!
- Lewis Vendredi: I've been waiting for you, Jack.
- Jack Marshak: Lewis, you've had your time. You've made your choice. God help you. Now you must abide by that choice.
- Lewis Vendredi: It wasn't fair, Jack. I didn't know. If I had known I wouldn't have done it. Jack, they say that nothing is forever. But down there you die forever. Down there, over and over and over.
- Ryan Dallion: All I wanna do is rest. And enjoy the fact that we don't have to go through this again until next year.
- Jack Marshak: Don't be too sure. Two weeks from now it'll be Friday the 13th.
- Micki Foster: Knowing you, you probably invited every weirdo in town.
- Ryan Dallion: I did hit most of the local haunts.
- Jack Marshak: I've seen your type before. You're peasants, aren't you? All mouth and no action, because you're too small where it counts.
- Micki Foster: And as for you, you're a great judge of people.
- Ryan Dallion: I wouldn't exactly call Uncle Lewis "people".
- Ryan Dallion: Just how well did you know Grace?
- Jack Marshak: Better than I ought to have, perhaps. But not as much as I would have dearly wished.
- Evil Greta: I was wondering. If you had a choice, would you choose to be a man or a woman?
- Lewis Vendredi: Oh, I'll choose to be alive, Greta. Nothing else matters!