Friends (TV Series)

The One with Two Parts: Part 1 (1995)

Jennifer Aniston: Rachel Green

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• Chandler : So tell me something: is leaving the Christmas lights up part of your plan to keep us merry all year long?

  Monica Geller : No. You see, someone was supposed to take them down around New Year's, but obviously,

  [looks directly at Rachel] 

  Monica Geller : someone forgot.

  Rachel Green : Well, *someone* was supposed to write, 'Rach, take down the lights,' and put it on the re...

  [sees the note] 

  Rachel Green : frigera... how long has that been there?

• Ross : I don't know if he's testing me or he's just acting out, but my monkey is out of control. First, he keeps erasing the messages on my machine. Supposedly by accident.

  Rachel Green : Oh, yeah, I've done that.

  Ross : And then, like three days in a row, he got to the newspaper before I did and peed all over the crossword.

  Rachel Green : I've never done that.

• Rachel Green : [re Ursula, Phoebe's twin sister]  Uhm, Phoebs, so you - you guys just don't get along?

  Phoebe Buffay : It's, just like dumb sister stuff, you know. I mean, like, everyone always thought of her as the pretty one, you know. Oh! Oh! She was the first one to start walking. Even though I did it... later that same day. But to my parents, by then, it was like, "Yeah, well, what else is new?"