Friends (TV Series)
The One with Two Parts: Part 1 (1995)
Lisa Kudrow: Phoebe Buffay, Ursula Buffay
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Quotes
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Joey : Phoebs?
Phoebe Buffay : Yeah?
Joey : Do you think it would be okay if I asked out your sister?
Phoebe Buffay : Why? Why would you wanna do that? Why?
Joey : Well, so that if we went out on a date, she'd be there.
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Jamie Buchman : [Talking to Phoebe, thinking it's Ursula] Excuse me? Hi, it's us!
Phoebe Buffay : Right, and it's me.
Jamie Buchman : So you're here too.
Phoebe Buffay : Much as you are.
Jamie Buchman : [Talking to Fran] Your turn.
Fran Devanow : We know what we want.
Phoebe Buffay : Oh, that's good!
Jamie Buchman : All we want is two coffee lattes.
Fran Devanow : And some biscotti cookies.
Phoebe Buffay : Good choice
[walks away]
Jamie Buchman : It's definitely her.
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Rachel Green : [re Ursula, Phoebe's twin sister] Uhm, Phoebs, so you - you guys just don't get along?
Phoebe Buffay : It's, just like dumb sister stuff, you know. I mean, like, everyone always thought of her as the pretty one, you know. Oh! Oh! She was the first one to start walking. Even though I did it... later that same day. But to my parents, by then, it was like, "Yeah, well, what else is new?"