Friends (TV Series)
The One with Two Parts: Part 1 (1995)
Matthew Perry: Chandler Bing
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Quotes
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Joey : Hey, you guys ever been to the Rainbow Room? Is it expensive?
Chandler : Only if you order stuff...
Joey : I'm takin Ursula there, it's her birthday.
Ross : Whoa, whoa, whoa! What about Phoebe's birthday?
Joey : When's that?
Ross : Tonight!
Joey : Oh, man... what are the odds of that happening?
Ross : You take your time.
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Chandler : So tell me something: is leaving the Christmas lights up part of your plan to keep us merry all year long?
Monica Geller : No. You see, someone was supposed to take them down around New Year's, but obviously,
[looks directly at Rachel]
Monica Geller : someone forgot.
Rachel Green : Well, *someone* was supposed to write, 'Rach, take down the lights,' and put it on the re...
[sees the note]
Rachel Green : frigera... how long has that been there?
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Monica Geller : You still haven't told that girl she doesn't have a job?
Chandler : Yeah well you still haven't taken down the Christmas lights
Monica Geller : Congratulations, I think you've found the worlds thinnest argument.
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Chandler : I was just going over your data here, and, little thing, you've been post-dating your Friday numbers.
Nina : Which is bad because...?
Chandler : Well, it throws my WENUS out of whack.
Nina : Your... excuse me?
Chandler : WENUS. Weekly Estimated Net Usage...
Nina : Oh... Net Usage Statistics. Right, gotcha. It won't happen again. I wouldn't want to do anything to hurt your... WENUS.
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Chandler : Mr. D, how's it going, sir?
Mr. Douglas : It's been better. The Annual Net Usage Statistics are in.
Chandler : And?
Mr. Douglas : It's pretty ugly. We haven't seen an ANUS this bad since the seventies.
