Friends (TV Series)
The One with Two Parts: Part 1 (1995)
David Schwimmer: Dr. Ross Geller
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Quotes
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Joey : Hey, you guys ever been to the Rainbow Room? Is it expensive?
Chandler : Only if you order stuff...
Joey : I'm takin Ursula there, it's her birthday.
Ross : Whoa, whoa, whoa! What about Phoebe's birthday?
Joey : When's that?
Ross : Tonight!
Joey : Oh, man... what are the odds of that happening?
Ross : You take your time.
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Ross : I don't know if he's testing me or he's just acting out, but my monkey is out of control. First, he keeps erasing the messages on my machine. Supposedly by accident.
Rachel Green : Oh, yeah, I've done that.
Ross : And then, like three days in a row, he got to the newspaper before I did and peed all over the crossword.
Rachel Green : I've never done that.
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Ross : I'm Ross Geller, and that - that's my boy in there.
[proudly puts his hand on Carol's belly]
Ross : And this is Carol Willard, and this is Susan Bunch. Susan is Carol's, uh...
[stammers, falters]
Ross : Who's next?
The Lamaze Teacher : I still didn't get who Susan is.
Ross : Susan is... Carol's - Carol's - Carol's friend.
Carol : Life partner.
Ross : Life buddies.
Susan Bunch : Life lovers.
Ross : You know how close women can get.
Carol : [explaining to the teacher] He's not living with me.
Ross : Although I was married to her.
Susan Bunch : Carol, not me.
Ross : Uh, right.
Carol : It's a little complicated.
Susan Bunch : But we're fine.
Ross : Absolutely.
