Friends (TV Series)

The One with Two Parts: Part 2 (1995)

Matthew Perry: Chandler Bing

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• Ross : I had a dream last night where I was playing football with my kid.

  Chandler : That's nice.

  Joey Tribbiani : Nice.

  Ross : No, no, *with* him. I'm on this field and they - they hike me the baby. And I - I know I've got to do something 'cause the Tampa Bay defense is coming right at me.

  Joey Tribbiani : Tampa Bay has got a terrible team.

  Ross : Right, but... it is just me and the baby, so I'm thinking they can take us...

  [Joey makes shrugging gesture] 

  Ross : and so I... uh,

  [wry chuckle] 

  Ross : I just heave it downfield.

  Chandler : What? Are you crazy, that's a baby!

  Joey Tribbiani : He should take the sack?

  Ross : Anyway, suddenly I'm downfield, and I realize that I'm the one who's supposed to catch him, right? Only I know there is no way I'm going to get there in time, so I am running and I'm running... And that - that is when I woke up. See, I - I am *so* not ready to be a father.

  Chandler : Hey, you're gonna be fine.

  Ross : [sceptical]  Uh-huh.

  Chandler : You're the most caring, responsible man in America!

  Joey Tribbiani : Yeah, Ross, you and the baby just need better blocking!

• Chandler : "Garge"?

  Ross : Nautical term.

  Chandler : Cheating man!

• Ross : Uh, Pheebs, I don't think "scrunchie" is a word...

  Phoebe : Why not? If "crunchie" is a word, why isn't "scrunchie"?

  Chandler : All right, well, I'm using that same argument for "fligament".

• Joey Tribbiani : Oh, have any of you guys ever been to the Rainbow Room? Is it real expensive?

  Chandler : Only if you order stuff.