Friends (TV Series)

The One with the Birth (1995)

Matthew Perry: Chandler Bing

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Quotes 

• [about Ross' new baby] 

  Rachel : I can't believe one of us has one of these.

  Chandler : I know. I still am one of these.

• Monica : Seriously! Hypothetically, why won't I have a baby by the time I'm 40?

  Chandler : Oh, dear God...! This parachute is a knapsack!

• Monica : I wanna baby.

  Chandler : Hmmm... Not tonight honey. I got an early day tomorrow.

• Ross : I don't believe this, she could be giving birth in a cab!

  Rachel : Oh, Ross, relax. It's probably like $2 for the first contraction and then 50 cents each additional contraction.

  [Ross glares at her] 

  Rachel : What? It's okay when Chandler does it?

  Chandler : You have to pick your moments.

• Monica : [pushes Chandler off her shoulder]  Come on, let's get some coffee.

  Chandler : Oh, right, because we never do that.

• Ross : [Closing scene; the camera is positioned as though it were Ben's eyes]  Ben, I want you to know that there may be some times when I may not be around, like this.

  Ross : [Walks out of the picture but returns]  But I'll still always come back, like this.

  Ross : And sometimes I may be away longer, like this.

  Ross : [Walks away longer but returns]  But I'll still always come back, like this.

  Chandler : [Chandler comes into the picture and motions his hands]  And sometimes, I'll want you to steal third, and I'll go like this.