Friends (TV Series)

The One with the Nap Partners (2000)

Matt LeBlanc: Joey Tribbiani

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• [Ross is refusing to have another nap with Joey] 

  Joey : OK - well, you want a drink?

  Ross : Sure; what d'you got?

  Joey : Warm milk and Excedrin PM...?

• Joey : Boy, I tell ya - that judging stuff took a lot out of me.

  Ross : Yeah?

  Joey : Yeah! I was thinking about maybe going upstairs and taking a little nap on my couch.

  [Joey raises his eyebrows, questioning Ross to see if he wants to join him] 

  Ross : Why - why would I care about that?

  Joey : No reason; I'm just saying that, uh... That's where I'll be.

  [Joey gets up and heads for the door. After a pause, Ross decides to join him] 

• Joey : We're gonna give you hypothetical maid of honor situations, and you'll be scored on the scale one to ten, one being the highest.

  Ross : No, ten is the highest.

  Joey : Why is ten the highest?

  Ross : Because it *is* the highest.

• Joey : Hey, I can help you decide who should do it. We can have, like, an audition, and then see how you'd handle maid of honor-type situations.

  Phoebe Buffay : What are you talking about?

  Joey : Like when I want a job, right? I go to an audition, and if I'm the best of the people they see, I get the part, you know? Then they send you a script, then you go to the set, and you rehearse, and you have wardrobe fittings, and then you shoot your part. And it's great - but right after that, you're back down on the street looking for work again, right back where you started! So I gotta say, I really don't think a career in acting is the right choice for you two.