Friends (TV Series)
The One with the Ring (2000)
Lisa Kudrow: Phoebe Buffay
Quotes
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Chandler : Sir, would you mind if you held out that ring and asked me to marry you?
Jeweler : OK... Will you marry me?
Chandler : Oh, my god - that's it! That's the ring. How much is it?
Phoebe : Wait, Chandler; I'll handle this. How much *is* it?
Jeweler : $8,600.
Phoebe : We will give you ten dollars.
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Chandler : [about the guy who bought the engagement ring Chandler had chosen] Alright, where was he going?
Phoebe : Yeah, it's a restaurant; it's... the Rainbow something.
Chandler : Rainbow Room?
Phoebe : No.
Chandler : Rainbow Grill?
Phoebe : No.
Chandler : Somewhere over the...?
Phoebe : L'Espace.
Chandler : Rainbow L'Espace!
Phoebe : No, no. Just L'Espace.
Chandler : [thinking] I would love to know how you got from Rainbow to L'Espace.
Phoebe : No, you wouldn't. You don't want to get in here.
[she points to her head]
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Chandler : No, I don't want to tell anybody else, because I don't want Monica to find out.
Phoebe : You told me.
Chandler : Well, it's because I trust you, you're one of my best friends, and you walked in on me when I was looking at ring brochures.
Phoebe : Yeah; well, once again, not knocking pays off. I only wish you hadn't been on the toilet.
Chandler : Me, too.
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Rachel Green : Paul's a very private person.
Phoebe : You just have to think of him like a jar of pickles.
Rachel Green : So what am I supposed to do? Run him under some hot water, and bang his head against a table?