Friends (TV Series)

The One with the Ring (2000)

Matthew Perry: Chandler Bing

Quotes 

• Chandler : Sir, would you mind if you held out that ring and asked me to marry you?

  Jeweler : OK... Will you marry me?

  Chandler : Oh, my god - that's it! That's the ring. How much is it?

  Phoebe : Wait, Chandler; I'll handle this. How much *is* it?

  Jeweler : $8,600.

  Phoebe : We will give you ten dollars.

• Chandler : [about the guy who bought the engagement ring Chandler had chosen]  Alright, where was he going?

  Phoebe : Yeah, it's a restaurant; it's... the Rainbow something.

  Chandler : Rainbow Room?

  Phoebe : No.

  Chandler : Rainbow Grill?

  Phoebe : No.

  Chandler : Somewhere over the...?

  Phoebe : L'Espace.

  Chandler : Rainbow L'Espace!

  Phoebe : No, no. Just L'Espace.

  Chandler : [thinking]  I would love to know how you got from Rainbow to L'Espace.

  Phoebe : No, you wouldn't. You don't want to get in here.

  [she points to her head] 

• Chandler : No, I don't want to tell anybody else, because I don't want Monica to find out.

  Phoebe : You told me.

  Chandler : Well, it's because I trust you, you're one of my best friends, and you walked in on me when I was looking at ring brochures.

  Phoebe : Yeah; well, once again, not knocking pays off. I only wish you hadn't been on the toilet.

  Chandler : Me, too.