- Dr. Ross Geller: Oh. *Oh*. Thank God, most women don't even feel them.
- Rachel Green: Okay, no uterus, no opinion.
- Chandler Bing: [to Monica because of the messy closet] I married Fred Sanford!
- Monica Geller-Bing: No, Chandler you don't understand!
- [Chandler starts the Sanford & Son theme]
- Monica Geller-Bing: We just got a wedding gift from Bob and Faye Bing. They don't like us do they.
- Chandler Bing: Who says you can't get a nice punch bowl for under 6 bucks. Maybe we can take it back.
- Monica Geller-Bing: No. It doesn't say where it came from. Where would we return it?
- Chandler Bing: How about to the street, say from the balcony?
- Phoebe Buffay: [massaging Monica] How's the pressure?
- Monica Geller-Bing: [impressed] Hmm. It's nice. Wow Phoebe, you *are* good!
- Phoebe Buffay: Stating the obvious, but thank you.