Full House (TV Series)
Aftershocks (1989)
Candace Cameron Bure: D.J. Tanner
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Quotes
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D.J. Tanner : [dressed as Mrs. Claus] What do you think, Steph?
Stephanie Tanner : Great costume, and it matches that red pimple on your nose.
D.J. Tanner : You're kidding, right?
Stephanie Tanner : Check it out.
[leaves]
D.J. Tanner : This can't be. I've never, ever had...
[looks at her reflection in the toaster]
D.J. Tanner : A zit! Oh, no! This can't be happening!
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Kimmy Gibbler : D.J., come on! You're gonna miss the bus!
[D.J. comes downstairs with her hair covering her face and wearing sunglasses]
D.J. Tanner : Kimmy, where are you?
Kimmy Gibbler : Over here. Follow the sound of my voice.
Joey Gladstone : Hold it, Benji. D.J., that pimple is not that bad.
D.J. Tanner : [takes off the sunglasses and shows her face] Joey, I cannot be Mrs. Santa Claus like this. She's 612 years old. Her face would've cleared up by now.
Jesse Katsopolis : If it's bothering you that much, it's very simple. Just put a little Band-Aid on it.
[puts a Band-Aid on D.J.'s face]
Jesse Katsopolis : Bada-bing!
D.J. Tanner : Why would Mrs. Claus wear a Band-Aid?
Jesse Katsopolis : Well, just say that Jack Frost was nipping at your nose!
[laughs]
Kimmy Gibbler : [sarcastically] Ho ho ho.
Jesse Katsopolis : Stifle it, Kimmy.