Full House (TV Series)

D.J.'s Very First Horse (1988)

Bob Saget: Danny Tanner

Quotes 

• [noticing Rocket in the house] 

  Danny Tanner : There's a horse in my living room.

  Stephanie Tanner : [to D.J]  He didn't hear it from me.

  Danny Tanner : [to Rocket]  What are you doing here?

  Stephanie Tanner : [talking like a horse]  Heh-low, Dad-day.

  Joey : Good impression, Steph. A little more Johnny Cash, though.

• D.J. Tanner : Dad, I can't tell a lie. This is my horse. I've had him for two weeks.

  Danny Tanner : You can't tell a lie? There's a horse in my living room. There has to be a lie involved here somewhere.

  D.J. Tanner : I can explain everything.

  Danny Tanner : How in the world did you get it here? What were you thinking about? Has it been here for two weeks? Welcome to "Father Knows Nothing".