Futurama (TV Series)

Anthology of Interest I (2000)

Katey Sagal: Turanga Leela

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Quotes 

• [Leela fantasizes she killed the Professor] 

  Bender : There's nothing wrong with murder, so long as you let Bender wet his beak.

  Leela : You're blackmailing me?

  Bender : Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer "extortion." The "X" makes it sound cool.

• Professor Farnsworth : Oh. You've killed me! You've killed me!

  Leela : Oh God! What have I done?

  Professor Farnsworth : I just told you. You've killed me!

• Leela : Who are you?

  Scruffy : Scruffy, the janitor.

  Leela : I've never seen you before.

  Scruffy : I've never seen you before neither.

• Leela : Okay, just try to be nonchalant.

  [Enters whistling nonchalantly] 

  Dr. Zoidberg : All right, so you're nonchalant. Quit rubbing our noses in it.

• Professor Farnsworth : Who else has a question for the What-If machine? Scruffy, Fry?

  Fry : Uh, I have a question. What if Bender was really giant?

  Leela : You idiot! We already saw that!

  Fry : I know, I liked it. I want to see it again.

  Professor Farnsworth : We're not seeing it again! Ask something less stupid.

  Fry : Oh alright, how about this. What if I never fell into that freezer doodle and came to the future jiggy?

  Professor Farnsworth : That question is less stupid, though you asked it in a profoundly stupid way. What if Fry never came to the future?

• Leela : Hey, you guys! Look at what I bought on a wild impulse. New boots. They're just like my old boots, but with a crazy green stripe. Whoo! Never know what I'm gonna do next!

• Leela : [Talking out loud to herself]  Okay that's it. No more killing. Next time you feel like killing - just have a stick of gum.