Futurama (TV Series)

Anthology of Interest I (2000)

John DiMaggio: Bender, Mr. Panucci

Quotes 

• [Leela fantasizes she killed the Professor] 

  Bender : There's nothing wrong with murder, so long as you let Bender wet his beak.

  Leela : You're blackmailing me?

  Bender : Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer "extortion." The "X" makes it sound cool.

• Bender : Bite my colossal metal ass!

• Mr. Panucci : The usual, Mr. Hawking?

  Stephen Hawking : No. Today I want something good.

  Mr. Panucci : Ha ha! You're all right, Hawking.

• Mr. Panucci : There's only three real monsters, kid: Dracula, Blackula, and Son of Kong! Now quit picking your nose and knead that dough!

• Bender : As a robot living among humans, I've never really felt accepted at parties or nude beaches. So I've always secretly wondered... what if I was five-hundred feet tall?

• Fry : Who are you?

  Bender : I'm a big robot, and I want a big cereal!

  Fry : You too? Will you be my friend?

  Bender : Put it there, pal!

  [Fry shakes hands] 

  Bender : I meant your wallet.

• Bender : Hey, what's this? Hermes' dreadlocks, and his arm? Leela, I'm shocked! Food goes in the disposal, hair and flesh go in the trash.

• Fry : Are you people satisfied? This gentle visitor is dying, and we'll never even know why he came.

  Bender : I'll tell you, with my final breath. I came here with a simple dream: a dream of killing all humans. And this is how it must end? Who's the real seven billion ton robot monster here? Not I. Not... I.

• Hermes Conrad : Come on, woman. Pick something.

  Fry : Yeah, be more impulsive, like this.

  [Pours milk and cereal on his head, starts eating it] 

  Bender : Go, man, go!