Futurama (TV Series)

Anthology of Interest I (2000)

Billy West: Philip J. Fry, Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth, Dr. Zoidberg

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Quotes 

• Professor Farnsworth : Oh. You've killed me! You've killed me!

  Leela : Oh God! What have I done?

  Professor Farnsworth : I just told you. You've killed me!

• Stephen Hawking : Oh, great. The universe was destroyed.

  Fry : Destroyed? Then where are we?

  Al Gore : I don't know, but I dang well know where we're not - the universe.

• Stephen Hawking : There he is. Seize him.

  Fry : Who said that?

• Dr. Zoidberg : [sees a guinea pig on a plate]  What's this? Two meals in one week?

  [Zoidberg devours the live guinea pig, and is trapped behind a glass box] 

  Fry : Gotcha!

  Amy Wong : Sucker!

  Dr. Zoidberg : Friends! Help! A guinea pig tricked me!

• Fry : What are you monsters? Is one of you I.C. Wienner?

  Dr. Zoidberg : If that's his pizza, then I'm I.C. whatever.

• Leela : Okay, just try to be nonchalant.

  [Enters whistling nonchalantly] 

  Dr. Zoidberg : All right, so you're nonchalant. Quit rubbing our noses in it.

• Dr. Zoidberg : My next clue came at 4:15, when the clock stopped. The next clue came two hours later, at 4:15, when I discovered the murdered body of Amy's dead, deceased corpse.

• Professor Farnsworth : Who else has a question for the What-If machine? Scruffy, Fry?

  Fry : Uh, I have a question. What if Bender was really giant?

  Leela : You idiot! We already saw that!

  Fry : I know, I liked it. I want to see it again.

  Professor Farnsworth : We're not seeing it again! Ask something less stupid.

  Fry : Oh alright, how about this. What if I never fell into that freezer doodle and came to the future jiggy?

  Professor Farnsworth : That question is less stupid, though you asked it in a profoundly stupid way. What if Fry never came to the future?

• Fry : Who are you?

  Bender : I'm a big robot, and I want a big cereal!

  Fry : You too? Will you be my friend?

  Bender : Put it there, pal!

  [Fry shakes hands] 

  Bender : I meant your wallet.

• Fry : Are you people satisfied? This gentle visitor is dying, and we'll never even know why he came.

  Bender : I'll tell you, with my final breath. I came here with a simple dream: a dream of killing all humans. And this is how it must end? Who's the real seven billion ton robot monster here? Not I. Not... I.

• Dr. Zoidberg : So, anteater number one. Are you covering for someone? Is it anteater number two? Don't stick your tongue out at me. I need a name!

  [Anteater makes noise] 

  Dr. Zoidberg : What? How do you spell that?

• Dr. Zoidberg : Police. Bah! Nosy meddlers. It so happens that I have mail order degrees in murderology and murderonomy. Zoidberg is afoot!

• [Fry has disrupted the space-time continuum] 

  Al Gore : Well, it's obvious what should have happened. That whang to the head should have killed you.

  Fry : What?

  Nichelle Nichols : [menacingly]  Let's finish the job.

• Hermes Conrad : We're jerked! Nothing can stop a monster that big.

  Professor Farnsworth : Nothing except an even more equally big monster.

• Hermes Conrad : Come on, woman. Pick something.

  Fry : Yeah, be more impulsive, like this.

  [Pours milk and cereal on his head, starts eating it] 

  Bender : Go, man, go!

• Dr. Zoidberg : So, now Zoidberg is big, huh? That's more like it! Who's intimidating who now, big city? Hello, Mr. Chase Manhattan Bank. Deny my credit card application, will you?

  [destroys Chase Manhattan Bank building] 

  Dr. Zoidberg : Ah, the famed Apollo Theater. Boo me off stage on open mike night, eh? I'll show you!

  [crushes Apollo Theater] 

• Stephen Hawking : Oh, great. The universe has been destroyed.

  Fry : Then where are we?

  Al Gore : I don't know, but I damn well know where we're not - the universe.