Futurama (TV Series)

Bendless Love (2001)

Billy West: Philip J. Fry, Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth, Dr. Zoidberg, Bending Robot #1, Robot Bartender

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Quotes 

• Philip J. Fry : [to Bender, watching surveillance tape]  Wait, there on the screen! It's that guy you are!

• Turanga Leela : [Picks up L-shaped piece of metal]  This is a normal L-unit. Without it, space travel is but the fevered dream of a madman.

  Philip J. Fry : Yep.

  Bender : Of course.

  Amy Wong : Doy!

  Hermes Conrad : It's an important unit.

  Turanga Leela : And this, my friends, is the L-unit just removed from the ship.

  [Unveils a straightened piece of metal; all gasp] 

  Philip J. Fry : That doesn't look like an L at all. Unless you count lower-case.

  Bender : You know we don't!

  [Slaps Fry] 

  Turanga Leela : Whoever did this was strong. This is 340 pounds of Tonka tough steel.

  Bender : [Picks up L-unit]  Hmmm, it should look like this...

  [Bends into L shape] 

  Bender : ... but instead it looks like this.

  [Straightens it out again] 

  Philip J. Fry : Who would do such a thing?

  Bender : Who *could* do such a thing? And by that I mean this.

  [Bends L-unit back and forth] 

  Dr. Zoidberg : Well, gang, it looks like we have another mystery on our hands.

• Philip J. Fry : Professor, I've never seen you so cheerful. What the hell's wrong with you?

  Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth : Hmm, I'm not quite sure. Perhaps seeing things from a new perspective has reminded me of life's beauty. Or perhaps my new posture is causing blood to pool in the back of my brain, resulting in a slight delirium. Incidentally, you have a dime up your nose.

  Philip J. Fry : I wish. It's a nickel.

• Turanga Leela : My God! Even the professor is bent!

  Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth : Thank you for your sympathy, talking square of linoleum.

• Professor Hubert Farnsworth : [about his much younger girlfriend]  Some people think I'm robbing the cradle, but I say she's robbing the grave.

• Turanga Leela : Guidance system?

  Bender : Online.

  Turanga Leela : Automatic pilot?

  Automatic Pilot : Present.

  Turanga Leela : Dark matter indicator?

  Philip J. Fry : Making a noise.

  Turanga Leela : All systems operational. Let's rock.

• Bender : Okay, I've constructed an elaborate lie: I'll call Anglelyne while pretending to be Flexo, arrange a date, show up disguised as him, and catch her two-timing me with myself.

  Philip J. Fry : That's thinkin' like a man.