Futurama (TV Series)

The Problem with Popplers (2000)

Billy West: Philip J. Fry, Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth, Dr. Zoidberg, Zapp Brannigan

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• Fry : They're like sex, but I'm having them!

• Fry , Bender : [singing]  Pop a Poppler in your mouth, when you come to Fishy Joe's / What they're made of is a mystery; where they come from, no one knows / You can pick 'em, you can lick 'em, you can chew 'em, you can stick 'em / If you promise not to sue us, you can shove one up your nose.

• Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Hey! Unless this is a nude love-in, get the hell off my property!

  Free Waterfall Junior : You can't own property, man.

  Professor Hubert Farnsworth : I can, but that's because I'm not a penniless hippie.

• Fry : [after the news lady annouces Leela's first name is Turanga]  Turanga?

  Amy Wong : That's her first name, Philip.

  Bender : Philip?

• Captain Zapp Brannigan : I realize this may hurt our chances of consummating our relationship again.

  Leela : Go consummate yourself.

• Fry : Business is going great.

  Bender : Great is good, but amazing would be great.

• Fry : This one can talk. Say mama.

  Jrrr : Caca.

  Linda : Okay, we're gonna have to censor that.

• Captain Zapp Brannigan : Say, these would go great with some guacamol.

  Lrrr : Stop eating our young! And it's pronounced guacamole!

• Captain Zapp Brannigan : [Free Waterfall Jr. has given away that the orangutan has taken Leela's place]  Why'd you open your bonghole, you smelly hippie? You'd sacrifice a beautiful woman to save a moderately attractive monkey? You must have smoked some bad granola!

  Lrrr : [Puts on a pair of glasses]  The one called "Smelly Hippie" is right, this is a monkey!

  Nd-nd : [Eats orangutan]  Yes definitely a monkey!

  Lrrr : Where's the real female?

  Captain Zapp Brannigan : I'll never tell!

  Lrrr : [Points raygun at his face]  Where's the real female!

  Captain Zapp Brannigan : [Nervously]  I'll get her for you

• Leela : Great. We're two days from Earth with no food.

  Bender : Problem solved. You two fight to the death, and I'll cook the loser.

  [Whispers to Leela] 

  Bender : Work his gut. I like it tender.

  Fry : Maybe that planet over there has a drive-thru. A Burger Jerk, or a Fishy Joe's, or a Chizzler or something.

  Bender : Ah, don't get your hopes up. We're a billion miles from nowhere.

  Leela : Yeah. It's probably only got a Howard Johnson's.

• Fry : Let's bring back a few pocketfuls.

  Bender : Better yet, let's take a whole Benderful.

  Leela : No, take only what's necessary. Stuff the ship.

• Captain Zapp Brannigan : The Omicronians have decided not to eat all the humans.

  Lrrr : I filled up with nuts at the negociations.

• Fry : I wish they'd just wipe out humanity and get it over with. It's the waiting I can't stand.

• Professor Hubert Farnsworth : My God, they're back! We're doomed!

  Amy Wong : Doomed!

  Bender : [Deep inhale]  Dooooooo...