"Futurama" The Problem with Popplers (TV Episode 2000) - Phil Hendrie as Free Waterfall Junior

Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Hey! Unless this is a nude love-in, get the hell off my property!

Free Waterfall Junior : You can't own property, man.

Professor Hubert Farnsworth : I can, but that's because I'm not a penniless hippie.
Free Waterfall Junior : The point is, you shouldn't eat things that feel pain.

[Bender throws a brick at him]

Free Waterfall Junior : Ow!

Bender : Okay, we won't eat you.

Leela : I'll go get some more bricks.
Leela : Animals eat other animals. It's nature.

Free Waterfall Junior : No, it's not. We taught a lion to eat tofu.

[Pan to scrawny, anemic lion]
Jrrr : [to the audience] Hear me out. There are many good reasons to eat: Hunger, boredom, wanting to be the world's fattest man. But not revenge. Are we no better than they? Besides, Leela's my friend.

Lrrr : Is this true, Earthling?

Leela : [mumbling with Jrrr in her mouth] Yeah it is!

Lrrr : [pulls Leela out of his mouth] Leela's garbled words have opened my eyes

Free Waterfall Junior : OK, that's a start, that's very Earth-friendly. Now everyone join hands. Join hands, please. I'd like to lead you all in some swaying. Come on, pay attention.

[the audience is not impressed]

Free Waterfall Junior : I said do it! Yeah...

Lrrr : [asking Jrrr] Is he your friend too?

Jrrr : No

[Lrrr eats Free Waterfall Junior]

Free Waterfall Junior : [crawling up his throat] This is not happening!

[Lrrr swallows him]

Phil Hendrie: Free Waterfall Junior