Futurama (TV Series)

Three Hundred Big Boys (2003)

John DiMaggio: Bender, URL, Elzar, Randy Munchnik, Gus's Friend, Crack Addict

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• Bender : You seem a tad wound up, buddy. And your face is greasy. Real greasy. You been up all night?

  Fry : Of course I've been up all night! Not because of caffeine, it was insomnia. I couldn't stop thinking about coffee. I need a nap.

  [snores] 

  Fry : [wakes up]  Coffee time!

  Bender : [Gets cigar out]  Ah, mighty fine smokable...

  Fry : Fancy cigar. Why don't you smoke it already? Puff, puff, go, go, go, go, go!

• Elzar : Here you are, big spender. Foie gras and caviar.

  Dr. Zoidberg : [sniffs it]  Goose liver? Fish eggs? Feh! Where's the goose? Where's the fish?

  Elzar : Hey, that's what rich people eat, the garbage parts of the food.

  Dr. Zoidberg : I ate garbage yesterday, and it didn't cost me 300 dollars. I'm not paying! I bid you good day, sir!

• Richard Nixon's Head : I've sent you each 300 buckeroos. In the form of a tricky Dick fun bill. Knock yourselves out!

  Amy Wong : I'm slightly richer!

  Bender : What to do, what to do. One 300 dollar hookerbot or 300 one dollar hookerbots?

• Bender : Say, buddy. Why is this grand cigar so pricey?

  Clerk : Well, as you can see, the wrapper is a piece of the original U.S. Constitution. It was hand rolled by Queen Elizabeth during her wild years, and was buried with George Burns until graverobbing space mushrooms... well, you know the rest.

  Bender : I'll give you 300 bucks for it.

  Clerk : No can do.

  Bender : Oh, all right. I'll just take these $300 burglar's tools then.

  Clerk : Very well, sir.

  Bender : So, uh, what time d'you close tonight?