The Gene Autry Show (TV Series)
Feuding Friends (1955)
Pat Buttram: Pat Buttram
Quotes
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George Elkhart, Gang Leader : You want somethin', stranger?
Pat Buttram : I wouldn't look so strange if I had a bath. You gotta room with it?
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George Elkhart, Gang Leader : Pat Buttram! Aren't you a pal of Gene Autry's?
Pat Buttram : Pal? Mister, if you mention my name beside Autry's once more, you'll be lookin' down my Colt .45.
George Elkhart, Gang Leader : Oh, no offense, Mr. Buttram, but everybody in this part of the country knows you've been friends for years.
Pat Buttram : Well, we ain't no more! When a man says you're yellow just because you won't get your head shot off chasin' a bunch of counterfeiters, it's time to start throwin' punches and me and Autry throwed a lot of punches.
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George Elkhart, Gang Leader : I'd sure hate to be the man Autry's lookin' for.
Pat Buttram : Ha! I taught him everything he knows.
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Pat Buttram : And listen, friends, if Gene Autry should happen to show up in these parts, everybody better start duckin' for cover.
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Small Boy : Mr. Buttram! Mr. Buttram!
Pat Buttram : Go away, son, I'm busy.
Small Boy : You're going to be a lot busier. Gene Autry's comin' into the hotel!
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Pat Buttram : I told you before, Autry, no town is going to be big enough for the both of us.
Gene Autry : Then you better find yourself another town.
Pat Buttram : I will not! I found this one first.
Gene Autry : I'm stayin' here tonight. You can do what you want.
Pat Buttram : And I'm doin' it - right now!
[Pat slugs Gene in the jaw]
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George Elkhart, Gang Leader : Mr. Buttram, I have a business propostion for you.
Pat Buttram : What kind?
George Elkhart, Gang Leader : The ten thousand dollar kind.
Pat Buttram : That's a lot of business.
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George Elkhart, Gang Leader : Well, let's put it this way. We'll call it an insurance policy on Autry's life with you as the beneficiary. When he dies, you get paid off.
Pat Buttram : He ain't gonna die!
George Elkhart, Gang Leader : Perhaps you can arrange that.
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Pat Buttram : You sure make it sound like a mighty fine insurance policy. What's your take on this?
George Elkhart, Gang Leader : Is it a deal or isn't it?
[Pat glances at Elkhart's gang of henchmen]
Pat Buttram : With all these insurance salesman around, I haven't got much choice. It's a deal.
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Pat Buttram : Gene, duck behind them rocks. I'm supposed to shoot you and there's a fellow followin' me to make sure I do.
Gene Autry : All right, start shootin'!
Pat Buttram : Has the sun got you or somethin'?
Gene Autry : Just be sure that your aim's bad.
Pat Buttram : My aim's never bad! Oh, I see. My aim's got to be good by bein' bad.
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Pat Buttram : And this time I don't want to get paid off in counterfeit money.
George Elkhart, Gang Leader : Counterfeit?
Pat Buttram : Don't play games. Either I get some real dough and pronto or I'm gonna fill you full of holes.
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[last lines]
Gene Autry : And say, that was a pretty good punch you gave me the other day in Red Canyon.
Pat Buttram : Well, you can blame yourself. You taught me everything I know.