- Gene Autry: Yeah, it's Porter and Wells alright. Now remember, we want to find out who's been sellin' 'em guns they've been runnin' over the border. That means we want 'em in a condition to talk.
- Pat Buttram: Yeah, but will we be?
- Dodge Hartman: You can't shoot 'em in here!
- Jack Wells: Who says I can't?
- Pat Buttram: But I ain't made my will yet.
- Pat Buttram: Stick 'em up!
- Horace, the Deputy Sheriff: Go on. Stick 'em up!
- Hurry: No, you stick 'em up.
- Pat Buttram: That ain't fair - I said it first.
- [last lines]
- Gene Autry: Guess I was wrong about you Miss Kathy. You're a real sheriff.
- Sheriff Kathy Vale: And I was wrong about Dodge Hartman. But... he was go to kill you!
- [Kathy starts to cry]
- Pat Buttram: [disgusted] Women!
- Horace, the Deputy Sheriff: [dreamily] Yeah... women.