George Lopez (TV Series)

A Clear and Presentless Danger (2004)

Masiela Lusha: Carmen Lopez

Quotes 

• Carmen Lopez : [to Angie about shopping for her clothes]  Here's a hint, if you're pushing a grocery cart and Dad's eating a hot dog on a stick, you're IN-THE-WRONG-STORE!

  Benny : Don't be such a princess. For years I bought your father's clothes at the county coroner's thrift store and he never once complained.

  George Lopez : I wore dead kids' clothes?

  Benny : You can't take it with you. Who buries a kid in shorts?

  Carmen Lopez : Oh that reminds me, Dad, I saw the perfect short sleeved hand painted dress at the mall and it's only $300, you need to get it for me.

  George Lopez : Are you crazy? $300 for a hand painted dress? Carmen, I wore haunted pants!

• George Lopez : Hey Max, before you open that, why don't you open a present from Santa?

  [brings out extra gift] 

  Carmen Lopez : That's not fair! Max gets two gifts but I only get one?

  George Lopez : Be quiet, he's a boy, it's different.