George Lopez (TV Series)

Dubya, Dad and Dating: Part 1 (2003)

George Lopez: George Lopez

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Quotes 

• George Lopez : [storming in]  Carmen!

  Angie Lopez : Don't hurt her! I'm not having another one.

• Carmen Lopez : How can you sleep at night knowing you help bomb babies?

  George Lopez : We don't make the bombs, Carmen, we make the landing gear so the plane can come back and reload.

  Carmen Lopez : Read the shirt, Dad.

  George Lopez : [reads Carmen's T-shirt, dryly]  'Smart bombs are dumb'. Wow, I never knew a rhinestone T-shirt could be so powerful.

• Carmen Lopez : This country has freedom of speech, people fought and died for that right.

  George Lopez : [laughs ominously]  I thought you said war was wrong.

  [Carmen's gobsmacked] 

• Angie Lopez : Carmen, you don't know how good you have it here. My uncles are in jail because they dared to express their opinions.

  George Lopez : [to Angie]  That's not why they're in jail.

  Angie Lopez : I'm making a point!

• Angie Lopez : [about the president's speech]  So no one else knows you stole it?

  George Lopez : Nope. Just you guys and Ernie.

  [groans after realizing what he just said] 

  Angie Lopez : And every woman Ernie's told.

  [George rushes out of the house] 

  Angie Lopez : [imitates Ernie]  "Hey, my best friend stole the president's speech. Would you go out with me? Heh heh heh. Oh, okay. Sorry to bother you. Heh heh heh."