"George Lopez" George Drives the Batmobile (TV Episode 2005) - George Lopez as George Lopez

George Lopez : [when Benny passes out] We got eight hours until she wakes up, we can leave her in Mexico. We put her in a Pikachu costume, put a sign on her, saying "Beat me, I'm filled with candy!"
George Lopez : [to Benny] I can't believe you never let me drive your car all those years because you were worried about me getting hurt.

Benny : You're not that special, drop it.

George Lopez : Is that why you never let me play football?

Benny : Look, George. If I was going to find a helmet to fit your head, I would have to take out the padding. I was already growing tomatoes out in the backyard, I didn't want another vegetable in the house.
Gina : I'm in the mood for a little Mexican. What time do you get off work?

George Lopez : Gina, there are some jobs even us Mexicans won't do!
Max Lopez : Grandma stunk up the whole downstairs.

George Lopez : Oh yeah, that's her own special aroma: a blend of whiskey, tobacco, sweat, and one dead tooth. It's called

[gags]

George Lopez : .
Carmen Lopez : [chatting up a guy at Thirsty's] Cool, you have your own card. What exactly does a stockbroker do?

George Lopez : [comes up on them] He goes to prison for picking up 17 year old girls in bars.

[man leaves]

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