George Lopez (TV Series)

Halloween Cheer (2002)

George Lopez: George Lopez

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• Benny : [cuts eye holes in a sheet]  That ought to do it.

  Max Lopez : [puts it on]  Thanks for the cool costume, Grandma.

  Benny : Yeah well, I had 30 seconds to kill.

  George Lopez : [walks in and sees them]  Wow, that's a scary ass costume... yours looks good too, Max.

• Angie Lopez : Kids need to stay busy or they get into trouble, and I read a report that most underage sex, drinking and hooliganism occurs between the hours of 3 and 6 P.M.

  George Lopez : Hooliganism? How old is this report?

  Angie Lopez : [later, after catching Carmen with Benny's cigarettes]  When did you take those?

  Carmen Lopez : I don't know... sometime after 3, and before 6.

• George Lopez : People made fun of me all the time. This group of kids used to call me Spuds, I had brown skin, short dark hair and my head was kind of lumpy, guess I kind of looked like a potato, but that didn't give them a right to hold me down and butter me.

  Carmen Lopez : Maybe if someone held Mom down and buttered her, she wouldn't have made me join the pep squad. I bet nobody ever made fun of her, she's so perfect. I'm nothing like her.

  George Lopez : I know, you're like me. Sorry.

• Angie Lopez : George, we need to talk.

  George Lopez : About what?

  Angie Lopez : It's been two weeks!

  George Lopez : Angie, I work all day, I'm tired at night, I can't just turn it on.

  Angie Lopez : Not that, I mean Carmen, all she's done for 2 weeks is sit up in her room.

• Angie Lopez : When I was in high school, I had a ton of activities and a ton of friends.

  George Lopez : Yes you did, Miss Homecoming Queen, Head Cheerleader, Yearbook Editor, and where'd it get you? You married the guy with no friends. Face it, Angie, you peaked.

• George Lopez : This is my favorite holiday, Mexicans take Halloween up a whole other level, we dress up like skeletons, it's the one day of the year we look thin.

• George Lopez : Can you believe Frank brought his parrot's ashes to work with him in a box?

  Ernie : I know, it's weird, they rattle.

  George Lopez : The beak don't burn, the beak don't burn.