George Lopez (TV Series)

No One Gets Out Alive (2003)

George Lopez: George Lopez

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• George Lopez : Hey Mom, I've been thinking about what you said... what if when the factory reopens I take you off the line and put you on one of the machines?

  Benny : That might work, I'm getting tired of hearing about Gina's laser treatment. Do you know where they put that laser?

  George Lopez : No! Don't want to hear it... don't want it pointed to either.

  Angie Lopez : Benny, George told me what happened last night. I just want you to know that you are not alone, you are strong, but we are stronger together.

  Benny : What are you, paid by the hug? Get away from me!

  [gets up and leaves] 

  Angie Lopez : [to George]  She seems alright to me. What're you doing?

  George Lopez : [lowkeyt]  I'm checking the want-ads.

  Angie Lopez : What? But you just told your mom the factory will reopen in a couple weeks.

  George Lopez : That was just to get her through this. Up till now I was sure we weren't responsible for that crash, but after hearing what she said last night, now I'm wondering. My mom's on the line, and if she's not sure if the parts were okay, what the hell would I know?

• George Lopez : Come on, we're all family! Frank, you got married in my back yard! And Gina, I fixed your roof after the earthquake.

  [Gina nods reluctantly] 

  George Lopez : Blaine! Who stood by you when you came out to your parents?

  Ernie : You mean he's gay?

  Blaine : Well now I'm out at work too, how about next you tell my wife?

• George Lopez : [sees everybody at Thirsty's]  What're you guys doing?

  Benny : Most of them are reading the want-ads.

  George Lopez : You too, Ernie?

  Ernie : No, I'm checking the lotto... oh... *now* I'm reading the want-ads.

• George Lopez : [reading want ads]  To put animals to sleep peacefully and humanely. Angie, I could be good at this. 'Lopez! Mr. Whiskers is waking up!'

  [grabs pillow and presses it against the coffee table] 

  Angie Lopez : What's our plan B?

  [thinks] 

  Angie Lopez : I can double up my hours at Lumaree, and you can take care of the kids.

  George Lopez : I'd rather put strangers' pets to sleep.

• George Lopez : Maybe we can put together an emergency fund and give it to whoever needs it.

  Ernie : I got it, those big haunted houses, they make a ton of money!

  George Lopez : Yeah, we can do that!

  Benny : That's a great idea! We can all dress up like skeletons and goblins,

  [looks at Gina and screams] 

  Benny : how did you get into your costume so fast?

• George Lopez : Mom, what is it?

  Benny : That dead kid... what if I did that?

  George Lopez : What're you talking about?

  Benny : What if I'm responsible for that crash? You know how it is when you're driving, and all of a sudden you look up, and you realize you haven't been paying attention? That's happened to me a few times on the line... I see these parts that I've approved... and I don't even remember inspecting them.

• George Lopez : [during the haunted house]  Mom, what're you doing?

  Benny : [dressed as a bat, drinking a beer]  I am sucking the delicious golden blood out of this can.