"George Lopez" Secrets and Lies (TV Episode 2003) Poster

(TV Series)

(2003)

Belita Moreno: Benny

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  • Benny : [to Max and Carmen]  You kids are old enough to know that your grandfather is living in a car, an old, defeated man with nothing because he left your grandma. That's right. When you leave your grandma, you die.

  • Benny : [to Gina]  Screw you and the homeless people sleeping under your breasts.

  • George Lopez : Mom, I told you to stay in the car!

    Benny : [drunk]  You don't tell me what to do, I wiped your butt.

    George Lopez : Where are you going?

    Benny : To the bathroom!

    George Lopez : Well hurry up!

    Benny : Don't tell me how to pee!

  • Benny : George, I fell and everybody saw me.

    George Lopez : Yeah, but you were drunk. It was just like Aunt Rita's wedding all over again except this time you had underwear on!

  • Gina : Must be nice to get a 3 hour lunch break. I wish my son was the manager.

    Benny : [drunk]  Oh, you have a son, Gina? I thought a chunk of ugly just fell off of you.

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