George Lopez (TV Series)

The Trouble with Ricky (2004)

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• George Lopez : [Ernie offers to be Ricky's foster parent]  What are you gonna do if he drives a car through your fence?

  Ernie : George, my dad's 75. He does that once a week.

• Wendy : Why don't you come in? I'm waiting for some wine to be delivered.

  George Lopez : You know it's 10:30 in the morning.

  Wendy : It's a white wine.

• George Lopez : [about Ricky]  Look, Angie, his dad walked out on him, too.

  Angie Lopez : Honey, this isn't your life.

  George Lopez : No, it might be worse. I mean, my mom was rough, but at least she wasn't a drunk.

• Wendy : [drunk at 10:30 in the morning]  I just... can't think straight. I just broke up with my boyfriend and I'm trying to get my life together.

  George Lopez : [about Ricky]  Um, maybe I should call his dad. Can I get his number?

  Wendy : Yeah, not from me. I have no idea where he is. But if you find him, you tell that loser that he owes me 10 years worth of child support.

  George Lopez : Right. Okay, look, maybe I should just take Ricky back to school.

  Wendy : Yeah... now's not a very good time for me.

  George Lopez : If you want... he could stay with us for a couple more days.

• George Lopez : [about Ricky]  Look, I want him to stay with us for a while.

  Angie Lopez : Are you crazy? I mean, first the garage, then the fence. He's getting closer to where we sleep, George.

• George Lopez : [Ernie has a black eye]  Oh, man, what happened?

  Ernie : I don't want to talk about it!

  George Lopez : Oh, Ernie, don't tell me some lie about how you fell again. You know, sooner or later, you're gonna have to leave that man.

  Ernie : Man, I'm done reffing soccer.

  George Lopez : Why?

  Ernie : Last night, I make one close call and then all of a sudden, there's a mob of angry parents in my face. Next thing I know, I'm on the ground!

  George Lopez : Yeah, dude, some of those dads get crazy.

  Ernie : Well, actually, it was a soccer mom. And she was pregnant, so I couldn't punch her back.

• George Lopez : So why can't we help Ricky?

  Angie Lopez : Because we have to think about Max first. He's about to fail the 5th grade, and Ricky is a bad influence on him. You said so yourself. I don't want him in our house.

  George Lopez : Well, if he can't go home and he can't stay here, I mean, what is he supposed to do?

  Ernie : Hey, what if he stays with me?

  George Lopez : Oh, come on, Ernie.

  Ernie : No. He can stay with me and my folks.

  George Lopez : You serious?

  Ernie : Yeah. You remember my mom and dad used to be foster parents? And I could get certified while Ricky's staying with us.

  George Lopez : But, dude, I mean, come on. Taking on a kid. Isn't that gonna cut into your social... Well, what about climbing up the corporate... What if you meet a girl who... You know what? You can take my kids, too.

  Ernie : Hey, this is gonna work, George. I can actually make a difference in someone's life.

  George Lopez : [to Angie]  Well, you know, Ernie's parents do have plenty of room. I mean, they even have that paneled basement downstairs where Ernie tried to do his own cable access show, 'It's Ernie'.

• George Lopez : You did it this time, Max. You're grounded for sneaking Ricky in the house.

  Angie Lopez : He's already grounded for skateboarding in the house.

  George Lopez : All right, then no video games for a month!

  Angie Lopez : We took them away for eavesdropping on the phone calls.

  George Lopez : Allowance?

  Angie Lopez : Took it away when they burned down the garage.

  George Lopez : [to Max]  Okay, you leave me no choice. For the rest of the month... you're not allowed to use your hands!