- George Lopez: [reading his baseball] Autographed by Steve Gravy.
- Max Lopez: It's Garvy.
- George Lopez: In Carmen's handwriting it's Gravy.
- George Lopez: [with Max at the batting cage] Put some more quarters in, Ernie.
- Ernie: I got a better idea, why don't we throw the quarters at him and that way when he misses we still have the money?