George Lopez (TV Series)

The Valentine's Day Massacre (2003)

Masiela Lusha: Carmen Lopez

Quotes 

• Carmen Lopez : A hat? That's it? Why didn't you just get her a punch in the face?

  George Lopez : Maybe because I'm saving that for somebody's 16th birthday!

  [jumps up] 

• Carmen Lopez : [sees Angie's garden hat]  What's with the hat?

  George Lopez : What's with the sweater?

  Angie Lopez : It's your dad's valentine present for me.

  Carmen Lopez : Oh, I get it, the real present's buried in the garden. Maybe those earrings with your birthstones you've been wanting.

  Max Lopez : [looks at George]  That's right, some of us can take hints, and some of us can't!