George Lopez (TV Series)

Why You Crying? (2004)

Constance Marie: Angie Lopez

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Quotes 

• Angie Lopez : We've already grounded Max, no TV for a month.

  Benny : Oh yeah, 30 days without the talking sponge, that's gonna hurt.

• Angie Lopez : When you slapped Max you hurt his identity.

  Benny : No, I'm sure that's about two feet lower.

• Angie Lopez : We're sorry about that trick of Max's with the pencil up his nose.

  Mrs. Reynolds : Thank you, though there are bigger problems than just the kids calling me Earth Butt.

  George Lopez : [laughs, Angie scowls at him, stops]  Kids can be so cruel.

• Angie Lopez : Did Grandma apologize to you?

  Max Lopez : [shows his $20 bill]  No, but she gave me 20 reasons to get over it.

  Angie Lopez : [to Benny]  That's your answer? You buy family?

  Benny : All those celebrity lesbian couples do it.

  George Lopez : Let's see, $20 a smack you owe me about two hundred thousand dollars.

  Benny : Ah shut your identity hole!