George Lopez (TV Series)
Why You Crying? (2004)
George Lopez: George Lopez
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Quotes
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Carmen Lopez : So Max fails and he gets to do anything he wants? If I fail geometry can I get my navel pierced?
George Lopez : If you flunk geometry I'll pierce it for you.
Carmen Lopez : [mocking him] Ta loca pierce it for you!
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Angie Lopez : We're sorry about that trick of Max's with the pencil up his nose.
Mrs. Reynolds : Thank you, though there are bigger problems than just the kids calling me Earth Butt.
George Lopez : [laughs, Angie scowls at him, stops] Kids can be so cruel.
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George Lopez : What kind of job are you going to have if you don't finish high school?
Max Lopez : I can be a pro skateboarder.
George Lopez : Really? Cuz I don't see many pro skaters coming in the house going 'Mommy! My elbow, kiss it!'
Max Lopez : Okay, well I can still work in a skate shop.
George Lopez : So you clear a couple hundred bucks a month.
Max Lopez : A couple hundred dollars? That would be so cool! I could get a nice car, a big house!
George Lopez : Whoa! You can't afford a car and house on your salary. I mean you could, if you lived in a bad neighborhood.
Max Lopez : So I'll live in a bad neighborhood.
George Lopez : [takes his skateboard] Ohhh man, they just stole your car.
Max Lopez : No way.
George Lopez : You could run after them.
Max Lopez : Yeah, I'll get it back.
George Lopez : Ah man, you just got shot!
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George Lopez : [to Max] A family is only as smart as its dumbest kid, so let's make that Carmen again.
Carmen Lopez : Hey!
George Lopez : Quiet, I'm teaching.
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Angie Lopez : Did Grandma apologize to you?
Max Lopez : [shows his $20 bill] No, but she gave me 20 reasons to get over it.
Angie Lopez : [to Benny] That's your answer? You buy family?
Benny : All those celebrity lesbian couples do it.
George Lopez : Let's see, $20 a smack you owe me about two hundred thousand dollars.
Benny : Ah shut your identity hole!