George Lopez (TV Series)
Would You Like a Drumstick or a Kidney? (2003)
Lou Diamond Phillips: George Lopez
Quotes
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Benny : [to George II] Oh, hey, dude. How was your trip over here? Did you skitch on the bumper of a bus? Did you catch some mad air? Did you get all sad when you saw people your age driving by in cars?
George Lopez : No. Do you get all sad when you see people your age being driven by in hearses?
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[George II tells George he's giving their father his kidney]
George Lopez : Yeah, all those times we fought and I asked him if he wanted a piece of me. Now it looks like he's gonna get one.
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[George is trying to decide whether or not to give Manny a kidney]
Angie Lopez : So, what are you gonna do, honey?
George Lopez : I don't know, Angie. I mean, he is my dad.
Benny : No, he's not. I was your dad. I brought home the bacon, I gave you your first beer, I taught you how to shave.
George Lopez : Yeah, all in the same day.