George Lopez (TV Series)
Would You Like a Drumstick or a Kidney? (2003)
George Lopez: George Lopez
Quotes
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Benny : [after George II leaves] George, what the hell was he talking about? "See you at Thanksgiving"?
George Lopez : Look, Mom, I decided to invite Manny and his family over.
Benny : No. Hell, no. You know, it's bad enough you let that idiot back into your life. Why do you have to shove him into mine?
George Lopez : Manny's sick, Mom. He's got kidney disease.
Benny : Well, why didn't you say so? Of course Manny can come. This year, uh, when we go around the table and say what we're thankful for, let me go first.
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George Lopez : [when Max is unable to sleep] You know what I do when I can't sleep? I just read some of Carmen's poetry. "If my tears could water the world, I..." Zzzz.
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[Angie is against George's decision to give his father a kidney]
George Lopez : Well, I think I'm doing the right thing. I'm being noble, Angie.
Angie Lopez : I didn't marry a noble man. I married you.