Get Smart (TV Series)

A Spy for a Spy (1966)

Bernie Kopell: Siegfried

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• Siegfried : [on phone]  Schmart!

  Maxwell Smart : [on the other line]  What happened?

  Siegfried : Your Chief was just silenced by a pistol butt.

  Maxwell Smart : Well that's a little drastic, isn't it, Siegfried? Couldn't you have just shushed him?

  Siegfried : We don't shush here!

• Maxwell Smart : Here, I have my suicide pill. It's raspberry this month. Wanna try it?

  Siegfried : [handling the pill]  No thanks.

  Maxwell Smart : Go ahead, it's not habit forming.

  Siegfried : No.

  Maxwell Smart : Where's your suicide capsule?

  Siegfried : [holds up left hand]  This is my suicide ring. I will have to keep it on.

  Maxwell Smart : A suicide wedding ring? How does that work?

  Siegfried : Through my wife. She told me if I ever take it off, she'll kill me.

• Siegfried : Well, why don't I come back a little later after you've had time to practice.