Get Smart (TV Series)

Age Before Duty (1969)

Edward Platt: Chief

Quotes 

• Maxwell Smart : Are you kidding? There's a man that's been murdered lying there on the pinball machine, and you want people to come in here and dance and drink and carry on?

  Bartender : Why not? They do it every night.

  Maxwell Smart : You mean there's a killing here every night?

  Maxwell Smart : Well, not every night. We're closed Mondays. But we have two on Saturday.

  Maxwell Smart : What day is this, Chief?

  Chief : Friday.

  [Smart blows a sigh of relief] 

• Chief : Good grief, 99 you look... 99.