Get Smart (TV Series)
Back to the Old Drawing Board (1966)
Don Adams: Maxwell Smart
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Quotes
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Maxwell Smart : Natz! So you're behind this!
Mr. Natz : I've been waiting for this for a long time, Smart. I never got a chance to show you how grateful I am for those ten long years I spend in prison.
Maxwell Smart : You call this gratitude?
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Maxwell Smart : Would you like to join Control?
Hymie : No thank you.
Maxwell Smart : No?
Hymie : I just don't like violence.
# 99 : What would you like to do?
Hymie : I'd like to work for IBM.
Chief of Control : Oh, because of your scientific curiosity?
Hymie : No, it's a nice way to meet some intelligent machines.
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Maxwell Smart : ...and don't forget to kill the light.
[Hymie pulls out his gun and shoots the light]
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Hymie : [sign] The blue sun melts the red snow.
Maxwell Smart : [countersign] And the purple water runs up hill.
Hymie : Agent Smart?
Maxwell Smart : Yes. You must be 91.
Hymie : My name is Hymie.
Maxwell Smart : Hymie?
Hymie : My father's name was Hymie.
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Maxwell Smart : [to Hymie] I know that under that metal body of yours, there beats the mechanical heart of a really nice guy.
# 99 : Hymie, you're crying.
Maxwell Smart : Take it easy Hymie. You'll rust your eyeball.
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Maxwell Smart : That's fantastic Hymie! You should get a medal for this. You knock me out.
[Hymie punches Max and knocks him out]