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Chief : Now Max, you and 99 are to contact agent 44 at this adress: the Bye-Bye Baby Buggy Bargain Bazaar.
Maxwell Smart : Is that Barbie's Bye-Bye Baby Buggy Bargain Bazaar?
Chief : No, no, no, Barbie's Bye-Bye Baby Buggy Bargain Bazaar is on Balboa Boulevard. You're to go to Bunny Beebe's Bye-Bye Baby Buggy Bargain Bazaar on Barnaby Boulevard.
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Chief : KAOS broke in here and ransacked my office.
Maxwell Smart : But I don't understand, Chief. KAOS has never been able to penetrate Control headquarters before.
Chief : That'll give you some idea of what we're up against now. This man who took over KAOS is cunning, diabolical, ingenious.
Maxwell Smart : But there's one thing he's not.
Chief : What's that?
Maxwell Smart : Neat.
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Maxwell Smart : What do you suppose KAOS was after, Chief?
Chief : I know perfectly well what they were after, what they've been after for several months now: the plans for the A.A.A.M.M.
Maxwell Smart : You're stammering, Chief.
Chief : I don't stammer!
Maxwell Smart : You always stammer when you get upset.
Chief : I'm not upset, when I said A.A.A.M.M., I meant the Anti-Anti-Anti-Missile Missile.
Maxwell Smart : See what I mean?
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Chief : [Larabee has destroyed a phone with the bowlingball stuck to his hand] Larabee, you smashed the hot-line, how am I going to get the President?
Larabee : I'll get him for ya, Chief.
[walks over to wall, pushes button to slide it open revealing a window behind it that overlooks the White House]
Larabee : [shouting] Mister President!
Chief : Larabee, you can't call the President that way.
Mr. President : [off screen] What do you want?
