Get Smart (TV Series)
Rub-A-Dub-Dub... Three Spies in a Sub (1966)
Don Adams: Maxwell Smart
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Quotes
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Maxwell Smart : Say, Siegfried, this sure is a nice little submarine you got here.
Siegfried : [ignoring him] Prepare torpedo!
Maxwell Smart : Eh, would you mind if I took a little peek?
Siegfried : We don't peek here!
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Maxwell Smart - Agent 86 : The trick is stupid!
[the sub is shaking on impact]
Maxwell Smart - Agent 86 : The trick is dumb!
[another hit]
Maxwell Smart - Agent 86 : The trick is childish!
[nothing happens]
Maxwell Smart - Agent 86 : The trick is childish!... and the trick is working.
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Maxwell Smart : How many packets of explosives do we have left?
# 99 : Eh... two.
Maxwell Smart : Good. I'll use one of them to blow open the envelope.
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Maxwell Smart : I like that plan, Chief. It's inventive, imaginative and brilliantly thought out.
# 99 : Max, it sounds like a suicide mission to me.
Maxwell Smart : Well of course it's a suicide mission, 99, so what? Our next mission will be easier.
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Chief : [the Chief has assigned Max's number to another agent in his absence] I'm sorry Max.
Maxwell Smart : It's ok, Chief. I'm expendable.
Chief : I'll make it up to you Max.
Maxwell Smart : A raise?
Chief : No, we're over budget.
Maxwell Smart : A vacation?
Chief : I can't spare you right now.
Maxwell Smart : How about another suicide mission?
