Get Smart (TV Series)

The Worst Best Man (1968)

Barbara Feldon: #99

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• # 99 : Why don't we use the X-22 computer, Chief?

  Chief : I've thought of that, 99, but somebody fed a deck of cards into it and now all it'll do is play poker with the CIA computer.

  # 99 : Well can't you reprogram it?

  Chief : No, we can't do that, it's 32 dollars behind.

• Chief : Now why would KAOS want to deal with every man you ask to be your best man?

  # 99 : Why don't you ask Hymie, Max?

  Maxwell Smart : That's a good idea, 99, Hymie...

  Hymie : I accept, Max.

  Maxwell Smart : No, Hymie, I wasn't going to ask you to be my best man, I was gonna ask you why KAOS is after every man that I ask to be my best man?

• # 99 : [about to dismantle a bomb hidden in Hymie]  Chief, this'll only take two of us, there's no need in risking another life, especially when that life is responsible for the entire Control organization, isn't that right, Max?

  Maxwell Smart : It certainly is, 99, but I think I should stay around anyway and help.