The Ghost & Mrs. Muir (TV Series)

The Real James Gatley (1968)

Charles Nelson Reilly: Claymore Gregg

Quotes 

• Claymore Gregg : Oh. Oh, no, no, no, Norrie. You're not going to arrest me.

  Norrie Coolidge : If I don't, Claymore, Sheriff will. I... we need the business.

• [the town jail is also a restaurant storage room] 

  Claymore Gregg : Jail isn't for me. I hate onions.

• Carolyn Muir : Claymore, what happened? The whole township is talking about you.

  Claymore Gregg : Hoo-hoo, I'm sure they are, Mrs. Muir. Schooner Bay's Justice of the Peace in jail? How do you think I feel in here behind bars? The smell of onions is awful.